have you ever been attracted to someone? and then realized that the other person hardly knows you exist, or who you really are? its a weird thing, this concept of love… some say it does not exist… some say it does…hardly a topic for debates, right?

what constitutes love? trust? respect? lust? or greed? been trying to find out the answer for ages now… no luck…

imagine your kid coming up to you and saying, “Daddy, i love that girl!” what should you do? slap the kid and ask him to concentrate on studies? or allow him to pursue what you know to be an infatuation? its a strange vicious circle…

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Rock to the rescue! Al Gore, as part of his global warming awareness mission, set up the Live Earth Concert 2007, in 8 cities simultaneously on 7.7.07, and names like Iron Maiden, Metallica, Phil Collins and Shakira performed in front of millions of people. But, what I’m wondering is this: Phil Collins sung the song “cocaine” in Wembley Stadium, and how does this help in averting global warming??The total sales of soft drinks during these 8 simultaneous concerts exceeded beyond imagination! So, here’s a recipe for saving the world, folks: Call a million people through some very slick TV Adverts, where you put up a sad face and explain how plastic is killing the world and how our cars are heating up the planet, get them all under one roof, ask some drugged hippie to beat out some tunes in his guitar, and serve soft drinks to everyone present in plastic cups, and ask all of them to drive back home in their cars!

What a farce!

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Was watching Wimbledon just now and saw Venus Williams lift the Rose Water Bowl after defeating a 22-year-old rookie from France called Bartolli and I noticed that Venus removed her sweaty wristband and threw it into the crowd!And yesterday, a guy called Djokovich did the same after winning his match, and this time, he removed his sweaty shirt too and threw it into the crowd! I’m no health inspector, but I don’t want to lay my hands on sweaty sportswear, even if it belongs to Andre Agassi!

There’s only one person other than myself whose sweat does not bother me, but I can’t name her due to security reasons! My point is, and its a plea to all great tennis stars who think they sweat out droplets of deodorant, “Please keep your sweaty underwear to yourselves!”

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There are bad ads and there are bad ads. Some ads just take the badness to a whole new level! In this ad, however, words are not enough to describe the horrendous-ness! Take a look for yourself. Youtube link. Hope you have all the right plug-ins needed to run the video!

Don’t you agree now? Words are just not enough sometimes! Maybe what Mr. Montgomery needs is a new PR firm!

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Perhaps one of the weirdest experiences (not to mention scary) is to find a skeleton in your closet. I know that this is just a figure of speech, but then have you ever wondered what might happen is you actually find a skeleton lurking around in a dark corner of your closet, behind those old sport coats?

I’m going out of the country on a two-year vacation, and I was cleaning up my closet the other day. I thought I’d give all my old clothes to the maid, or to the orphanage or something. I was pulling the cobwebs out of my coat-hangers and battling the silverfishes and cockroaches, when I saw it – there, under a heap of old smelly sweatshirts, was the pile of chicken bones I’d hidden there almost two years ago, from the prying eyes of my very orthodox parents!

The skeletons in my closet are out in the open, literally. The species does not matter, does it, as long as its bones we’re talking about?

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